I want to apologize to the world.

I was that screaming baby. Apparently when I was 17 months old, my mom, older brother, and I were on a flight from LAX to Chicago. My mom, being a normal person, forgot my silky (my baby blanket with a smooth border that was felt silky). What a mistake that was. As the story goes, I cried for the entire flight, only 20 minutes before landing did I finally fall asleep. I’m sorry world!